Highway Prophets. You see them everywhere. Some wear togas and sandals. Others have long beards. Some scream at passing cars from the side of the highway. Others are more content to simply push their shopping carts, look up at the sky and blow kisses to Vishnu.

Our Highway Prophets are all that and more. They're writers with something to say about the Car Wars system. Through ADQ and elsewhere, tons of trees have been felled to express great ideas about this brilliant game. On on this page those trees get to have their revenge.